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Who: Daniel, Dylan, Henley, Jack, Merritt, Miranda
What: Miranda makes good on her promise to freak out another of the Horsemen. Conversation ensues, and Merritt finally nails down Dylan's real name, and they invite him over for the reveal.


[personal profile] queen_ofwands: *as she promised Jack, she sure did break into the apartment, this time knowing that Dylan wasn't around and intentionally. and so far, Daniel's reaction has been kind of hilarious -- and a little impressive, if only because the boy is currently holding a fireball in one hand. it's not real, obviously, but again, it's impressive. adrenaline is an awesome thing. she's currently countering with a pair of ghostly tigers standing behind her, and looking fairly amused. oh, Dylan is going to kill her for terrorizing the natives, but ... * This would be so much less painful if you would just tell me where the rest of them are.

[personal profile] the_lovers: Yeah, no, I was kind of thinking you could leave, actually.

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: *she hums* Not going to happen. I made a promise. *that she'd come back and meet the team, but ... semantics*

[personal profile] the_lovers: *fuck, where is everyone? ... okay, actually, he's glad they're not here, if she's after them* You get that fire beats ... *he nods to the cats* ... whatever the hell that is, right?

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: We could find out ...

[personal profile] the_hermit: *and have a him wandering in from wherever he was -- and stopping short when he catches sight of the scene in front of him* Whoa, okay.

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: *brightly* Hi. Be with you in a minute.

[personal profile] the_lovers: *in a tone that's both relieved and all that much more freaked out* You might want to ... *be somewhere else. or do something*

[personal profile] the_hermit: *frowns at both of them for a moment - and yes, Daniel, he's doing The Thing, before -- and his expression stays carefully confused* Okay. Why don't we all take a step back and someone tell me what we're doing?

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: I promised a friend I'd make your lives miserable. *not a lie! though, she figures Merritt is onto her, either way* Mister ... Atlas, here -- it is Atlas, right? -- just happened to be the first person I ran into.

[personal profile] the_lovers: After she broke into the apartment. Don't forget that part.

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: My bad.

[personal profile] the_hermit: *mayyyyyybe? that would be a yes* Yeah, well, I think we've all had our fair share of people making our lives miserable, and you're pretty well outnumbered. Even with the *waggles the fingers of one hand at her tigers* Siegfried and Roy homage going on over there.

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: *and one of the tigers turns on Merritt, its tail twitching* Two versus three in my favor? Oh, honey, where did you learn to count?

[personal profile] the_hermit: Well, not all of us made it through kindergarten the first time, you know. And... *settles a little, meeting her eyes, and...* are you sure you're not the one miscounting? *he's trying actual!magic boosted power of suggestion. if that works, there'll be at least a couple more of him and Daniel in the room*

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: *shakes her head ever so slightly and then just sort of stares at him for a moment, licking her lips. based on her reaction -- and the fact that two more tigers appear -- it worked, albeit barely* Still beating you.

[personal profile] the_lovers: Okay, if you're trying to help, Merritt ... *you're really not*

[personal profile] the_hermit: *he'll get there. he just wanted an excuse to try it* Eh, you don't need my help anyway.

[personal profile] the_lovers: *laughs a little, almost nervously* Yeah, okay, normally I'd agree with you, but ... *but the strain of maintaining the illusion is starting to get to him*

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: *and okay, she should probably take some pity on him. breathes out a sigh, letting the tigers disappear and holds up her hands slowly, placatingly* He's right, you know. *and to both of them* I'm a friend.

[personal profile] the_lovers: Yeah, because that's totally going to work.

[personal profile] the_hermit: *makes a "there you go" gesture at her admission, turning to head for the kitchen, though he turns back when Daniel argues* No, she's actually one of us.

[personal profile] the_lovers: *looks between Merritt and Miranda, but doesn't drop his hand or the illusion just yet* Okay, if that's true, then why ...

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: *amused, albeit vaguely apologetically* I promised Jack I'd screw with you a little.

[personal profile] the_lovers: ... I think I need to sit down. *a beat* Also, go fuck yourself, Merritt. *and that said, he flops down in a chair*

[personal profile] the_hermit: She scared the crap out of him a few days after Dylan went back to work, when we'd gone out to work on the show. *and no, Jack didn't tell him that. moves on to the kitchen, grabbing a glass of water and a piece of paper before he comes back to the living room, to hand the water to Daniel. breathe, kid*

[personal profile] the_lovers: *takes the water from him, part grudgingly, part thankfully*

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: Of course, I didn't actually mean to scare him I was looking for ... *fuck, mentalist. looks off to one side* ... for Dylan. *a beat* If it's any consolation, I'm sorry. *another pause* And well played, both of you.

[personal profile] the_hermit: Well, mostly him. I knew as soon as I walked in. Which, sorry, too, Daniel. *a beat* But on that note. *moves around the furniture to hold the paper out to her - and oh look, it's the list they were working off of the other night*

[personal profile] the_lovers: Okay, yeah, definitely go fuck yourself. *that's even less grudging still. not that he's entirely thrilled, but ... no one's trying to kill them, both of them apologized to him, and Miranda stroked his ego a little*

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: *takes the paper from him curiously. studies it for a moment and then makes a small, amused noise* Did he tell you getting it from me was cheating?

[personal profile] the_hermit: *still watching her* Google is cheating, and getting it from him was going to be cheating, but apparently that's beyond even me. You haven't come up.

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: *she looks a touch disappointed, as she's taking that to mean Dylan hasn't mentioned her even after her destruction of his sketchbook, and then frowns down at the list again* Well, I can tell you it's close. *and it's not any of the slightly weirder ones like Jose or Julius or Josiah*

[personal profile] the_hermit: *somewhere between reassuring and apologetically, since yeah, he got that* I haven't talked to him since you were here. *and just nods a little, almost to himself, and pats at his pockets for a minute, turning back to grab a pen off the coffee table when he comes up without one*

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: *looks over the list for a minute or two more and then passes it back to Merritt when he comes back with the pen. she's half-tempted to just tell them in recompense for scaring the shit out of Daniel and that, perhaps, gives away even more -- to the point where, if Merritt's been paying attention, it's down to probably somewhere around four, now, the right one among them*

[personal profile] the_lovers: *you'll have to forgive him for being so quiet, by the way. he's drinking his water and trying to bring his blood pressure down. ... also potentially trying to avoid distracting Merritt, because if he can get it out of her ... *

[personal profile] the_hermit: *which he has, so... takes the list when she hands it back to him, taking a moment to mark through most of what they had left*

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: ... *laughs* ... he's going to kill one of us for this. My money's on me.

[personal profile] the_hermit: *amicably...* Probably. *shoots her a grin as he clips the pen to the paper and returns it to the table. he wants it to stay in sight*

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: *she has a feeling he's going to get it out of her by the end of the night, but ... again, she feels like she kind of owes them for scaring Daniel. that and, well, it wouldn't take a rocket scientist to know how badly Dylan wants his real name back. she can live with being the final piece of the puzzle, and as much as she says Dylan will kill her, she figures he will, too. they made it pretty far on their own, after all. but at any rate, after he sets the paper down* Miranda Vale, by the way.

[personal profile] the_lovers: *to both of them. to either of them. whichever* If you say anything about the part where I probably should have known that, let me take a minute to remind you about the tigers.

[personal profile] the_lovers: And the part where, you know, I actually thought you were here to kill us.

[personal profile] the_hermit: *he would agree with that, really. especially considering he can also tell she wants to tell them. and he knows. though Daniel responds before he can say that, and he moves to sprawl out on one end of the couch* I personally lack all that much experience with tigers, but I can see how they would be distracting.

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: Little bit. *she pauses, gesturing to the couch* Would you mind if I sat down?

[personal profile] the_hermit: *gestures at the remaining available seats* Make yourself at home. *since she let herself in and everything*

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: *she seems to catch that last bit and can't help but smile* I figured I'd ask, all the same. *that said, she moves to take a seat. and after a long moment of pause, in which her smile fades ... * I told Jack this, when I was here earlier, but ... I wanted to thank you for what you did for Dy. *and again, yeah, she gets that even if they were looking to take out Bradley, too, their helping out was at least partially motivated by the hope to join the Eye, but ... still*

[personal profile] the_lovers: *can't help but snort at that nickname*

[personal profile] the_hermit: We didn't know we were doing it for him when we signed up. *and obviously she knows that* But it was too brilliant to pass up. And there was that bonus membership with the Eye in there. The fact that we were doing it for Shrike's family was... *icing*

[personal profile] the_lovers: Kind of perfect. *not what Merritt was going for there, but ... *

[personal profile] the_hermit: *close enough*

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: Well, still. *even if she knows he's probably upset about not being able to come home and all of that, even if she's still not sure if she approves of the fact that he dedicated his entire life to revenge ... they gave him peace. and that's ... she can't put into words what that means to her. what that means to him*

[personal profile] the_hermit: *watches her through that, and then smiles, the expression real, for once, without a trace of sarcasm* You're welcome. *and again...* We might not have known him when we started this, but we do now. *and he's their friend - if not more than that - now*

[personal profile] the_lovers: *just as sincerely and at the same time as Merritt* You're welcome.

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: *she looks at both of them, each in turn, still smiling ... and then after a moment, in an effort to make things less serious* You know, it occurs to me that I could probably get away with calling him Jay -- *as in the letter, though that might be telling, too, since there's only one Ja name left on the list, and Jay could be a diminuative of Jacob* -- rather than Dy, since you already know it's a J name.

[personal profile] the_lovers: ... you realize you're just pouring gasoline on the fire, right? *gestures to Merritt*

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: *shrugs a little helplessly*

[personal profile] the_lovers: *he does, too* Just checking.

[personal profile] the_hermit: You could just tell us and save us all more pain and suffering and you having to very carefully not think about what his name actually is for the rest of the evening. *and yes, that is him trying to lead her into thinking about it*

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: *laughs a little* Honey, telling me not to think about the elephant isn't going to make me think about it. I'm not that obvious. *and she's pointedly thinking about how that was cute, now*

[personal profile] the_hermit: *grins* Can't blame a guy for trying.

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: Can't argue that. *she flashes him a grin in return* Can't blame a girl for playing hard to get, either, though, can you?

[personal profile] the_lovers: *looks between the two of them* Okay, can you ... *not flirt. or verbally fuck each other over mentalism. or whatever it is they're doing*

[personal profile] the_hermit: *starts to reply to that, but turns his focus to Daniel when he speaks up* Feeling left out?

[personal profile] the_lovers: Yeah, no. *feeling a little better is more like it, hence why he's picking up with the snark again. he's still exhausted, but ... anyway, he pauses a beat, and then to Miranda* No offense to you. You just really don't want to see him naked.

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: *laughs*

[personal profile] the_hermit: *points at him* That is what they make light switches for, dear boy.

[personal profile] the_lovers: Okay, well, maybe if I'd known you were walking around with the ... *he makes a vague gesture*

[personal profile] the_hermit: Confidence is key.

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: *reaches up to cover her mouth with a hand*

[personal profile] the_lovers: I wouldn't call that confidence. *a beat* Not sure what I would call it, but ... *he shrugs*

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: *and after a moment* ... do you two do this often?

[personal profile] the_lovers: Constantly.

[personal profile] the_hermit: *grins* It's kind of a thing around here.

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: I'm getting that. *and considering what a smart ass Dylan is, she can see why he likes them. beyond the obvious, of course*

[personal profile] the_hermit: Something tells me you don't exactly disapprove.

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: If I thought you were serious, maybe ...

[personal profile] the_lovers: Oh, no. I can promise you we're serious. We actually hate each other. *which is why they're still living together and why Merritt brought him a glass of water and ... *

[personal profile] the_hermit: *just as seriously...* It's a terrible thing, really.

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: *she rolls her eyes, amused* I can see why Jay picked you.

[personal profile] the_hermit: *chuckles* Something tells me our excellent use of sarcasm wasn't all that high a priority.

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: Probably not, but it doesn't hurt. *a beat* In case you hadn't noticed, he's kind of a smart ass himself.

[personal profile] the_hermit: It took a fair bit of effort, but...... *he might have figured that out, yes. grins, again*

[personal profile] the_lovers: *by way of "explanation"* He's not actually all that good at the whole mentalism thing.

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: *just laughs*

[personal profile] the_hermit: *and he can't help but laugh at that one, too, reaching up to adjust his hat*

[personal profile] the_lovers: *is silent for a moment, fighting a smile first and then thoughtful, and after that moment* ... speaking of. Not that I don't expect him to rub it in later or whatever, but ... how do you know ... whatever we're calling him at this point.

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: He's an old family friend. We kind of grew up together.

[personal profile] the_hermit: Dylan's dad and her mom were close. *a beat* Right?

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: *she nods* They were. That obviously fell apart when he died, but ...

[personal profile] the_hermit: *makes an acknowledging sort of face, to that*

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: *she looks down, briefly -- and in that instant, she can't help but think she should probably let her mother know that Jake's back or let him know that she's still alive -- and then back up with a small, slightly guarded smile. she has fond memories of Lionel, what little she can remember of him. anyway* Jay and I fell out of contact for awhile. *a beat* Until we both joined the Eye, anyway.

[personal profile] the_hermit: *makes a face - missed something in there, he knows he did* You still weren't sure all this was a good idea, though.

[personal profile] the_lovers: What, the whole thing with Bradley and Tressler? *and so on*

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: *she hesitates for a moment, frowning, and then* At the time, I thought he was throwing his life away. *she thought he was throwing their life, together, away. she wasn't wrong* To the point where we had an argument about it. It was ... a lot to give up and he couldn't see it. Or didn't want to.

[personal profile] the_hermit: Pretty sure he does now. *for better or worse*

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: Hell of a way to find out. *and without rancor* I hope it was worth it. *because while she may be long over Dylan, she's ... still not entirely sure, otherwise*

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: *after all, like she said, getting back at Tressler and Bradley gave him peace he wouldn't have known otherwise, gave him a family, but at the same time ... he gave up a lot*

[personal profile] the_hermit: *doesn't respond to that, just tilting his head again, acknowledging that*

[personal profile] the_lovers: *looks between the two of them, feeling as though he's missing something*

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: *mumbles* Someone really needs to teach you how to read a crowd, boy. *a beat and then louder* We ... eventually both made our apologies. We saw each other when we could -- which, admittedly, wasn't as often as either of us would like, I think -- and then about a year ago, I got some bullshit cryptic message from him. And then there was you.

[personal profile] the_hermit: *sarcastically, again...* Ta da.

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: *dimly amused almost in spite of herself* Ta da.

[personal profile] the_death_card: *suddenly, from the top of the stairs* Oh, hey.

[personal profile] the_hermit: *jumps and then half-turns in his chair to look up at him* I am going to make you wear a bell, so help me.

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: *she jumps a little, too, and then laughs* Jack! Come down and join us. *and save them all from the serious*

[personal profile] the_death_card: *grins at Merritt, turning to jog down the stairs*

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: You missed it. *the part where she scared the shit out of Daniel*

[personal profile] the_lovers: Yeah. Thanks again for that.

[personal profile] the_death_card: Aww, I wanted to watch someone not me get the crap scared out of them. *flops into a seat*

[personal profile] the_lovers: *pops one shoulder in a shrug* There's always Henley.

[personal profile] the_hermit: Now who's the one being amused by the suffering of others?

[personal profile] the_lovers: I do like to watch people suffer ... *a beat* ... just not when they're me.

[personal profile] the_death_card: *snorts*

[personal profile] the_hermit: Nice, Daniel, really.

[personal profile] the_lovers: I try my best. *he gets the part where he's kidding, right?*

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: *she does, if nothing else, and she's not half the mentalist Merritt is. she also looks fairly amused*

[personal profile] the_hermit: *maybe a little, yes, but again with them doing this all the time. gives up, though, after another moment, looking amused, too, and shakes his head lightly*

[personal profile] the_lovers: *just checking. anyway. after a moment* ... so ... *go aheaed, someone tell him that he should be voulenteering a topic like he did to Henley at the pizza party*

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: ... buttons.

[personal profile] the_death_card: *makes a "do what now?" face*

[personal profile] the_hermit: *he would have if not for that, and so...* Little ones or big red ones? *and yes, he knows what she was doing, there, but if they're going to be ridiculous....*

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: *to Jack* Sew buttons. You know. *makes a stitching gesture. and then to Merritt and after a moment of genuine thought* Big red ones.

[personal profile] the_death_card: Oh, right.

[personal profile] the_hermit: *looks amused, again* I figured as much.

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: *arches her eyebrows, wondering if she missed something*

[personal profile] the_lovers: *mutters* And here they go again.

[personal profile] the_hermit: *she seems the kind to push the big red button, he means, if she's going to lead with spectral tigers. actually responds to Daniel's comment, though...* Sorry, did we forget the subtitles?

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: *okay, that was what she thought she was meant to get out of that -- hence her answer, because yeah, she is the big red button pushing type -- but she wasn't entirely sure. either way, she smiles back*

[personal profile] the_lovers: Yeah, sorry, Jack and I don't exactly speak head voices. *glances at Jack as if he's looking for confirmation*

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: ... I feel like someone should insert a "let me sing you the song of my people" joke here.

[personal profile] the_death_card: Yeah, I'm not quite fluent yet, sorry. *grins*

[personal profile] the_hermit: *and then, to Miranda* Except you really don't want me to sing.

[personal profile] the_lovers: Yeah, no, he's right.

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: *she breathes out a sigh of a laugh* My mistake.

[personal profile] the_hermit: You'll learn. *grins*

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: Probably. *grins back ... and then after a moment and to Daniel, teasingly* So, do you always bitch when people have conversations that go over your head?

[personal profile] the_lovers: *he tips his head to one side and then the other, considering that, and then shrugs* Pretty much.

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: *and to Merritt* What does he do when you and -- and Jay go back and forth? *since he figures the two of them must have plenty of wordless conversations. also, yeah, she did have to stop herself from calling him by his real name there*

[personal profile] the_hermit: He bitches about a lot more than just that. *and smirks a little at that - he will get it at some point, damn it, but anyway...* But pretty much that, for the ones he's been around for or has actually noticed us having. *considering he's pretty sure some of the ones during the party went unnoticed*

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: *and now she's trying not to think about elephants. also not quite looking at Merritt for just that reason* I'm guessing it makes him feel better?

[personal profile] the_lovers: Hi. Sitting right here?

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: *tries her best not to smile. she's intentionally talking about him as if he's not in the room now*

[personal profile] the_hermit: I think so. *ditto*

[personal profile] the_death_card: I don't think they care.

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: Huh. *shrugs* Some people's children.

[personal profile] the_lovers: ... yeah, I'm getting that.

[personal profile] the_death_card: *and doesn't say "welcome to his world", but he can't help but think it a bit, even though it's really not as bad as it was. just shrugs, though*

[personal profile] the_hermit: *does notice that from Jack, and frowns at him a little, but, to Miranda* It's important for him to feel validated, I think. *is seriously going to see how long they can keep it up before Daniel actually throws something at one of them. probably him.*

[personal profile] the_lovers: *if he were better at mentalism, he'd probably ... be a little genuinely irritated by that. who let him carry part of the con on Bradley himself, what with the car crash and all? who's letting him play on stage when he could have told him just to stick to what he was told to do? yeah, okay, maybe they treated him like a kid for awhile at first, but ... still. thankfully, though, he doesn't pick up on that and just resumes frowning at Merritt and Miranda*

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: *kind of adores that plan* Really? I wouldn't have guessed.

[personal profile] the_death_card: *not that he got that either, but like the other night, it's not like he can help what flickers through his head, sometimes. he's just glad it's not killing the mood, this time, since Daniel didn't pick up on it*

[personal profile] the_hermit: He keeps it well hidden.

[personal profile] the_lovers: Okay, seriously, guys. *urge to throw pillow ... rising*

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: *still ignoring him* I'm guessing that's some kind of defense mechanism? *she does, however, glance sideways at Jack, as if he's in on the joke*

[personal profile] the_hermit: I think that pretty much goes without saying.

[personal profile] the_death_card: *catches that glance, and can't help but grin a little, ducking his head in a likely futile effort to hide it*

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: *she hums* Point.

[personal profile] the_lovers: Okay, you know what? *this is him, pitching a pillow at Merritt*

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: *laughs, hard*

[personal profile] the_lovers: Yeah, see, I wouldn't do that. You're probably next. Just saying.

[personal profile] the_hermit: *reaches out to swat it down before it hits him, then grabbing it and putting it between his head and the back of the couch, grinning unabashedly at Daniel*

[personal profile] the_death_card: *gives up, too, and cracks up*

[personal profile] the_lovers: *looks down, mostly to hide a smile* I can see now why Dylan's convinced that he's surrounded by assholes.

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: *has to look away herself, if only because she almost thinks to correct him* Takes one to know one.

[personal profile] the_hermit: For the first time in the history of the universe, I am using this phrase completely seriously. *a beat* What she said.

[personal profile] the_lovers: *okay, he can't help but laugh at that* Nice.

[personal profile] the_hermit: *apparently sincerely* Thank you.

[personal profile] the_lovers: Anytime.

[personal profile] the_death_card: It does seem to run in the family. *the asshole gene, he means*

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: *smiles warmly at Jack. so very, very warmly, since she's taking that as him calling them family* It does.

[personal profile] the_death_card: *considering the conversations he and Dylan have had, and then Dylan calling the suite "home" the other night? yeah, that's how he meant it. grins back for an instant before he catches that and his smile warms, too*

[personal profile] the_hermit: *watches them for a moment, before...* And this time, it's not me. *re: the silent conversations. though he can't quite stop from smiling too*

[personal profile] the_lovers: Not too sentimental for you this time?

[personal profile] the_hermit: You just saved it.

[personal profile] the_lovers: *pops one shoulder in a shrug* I figured someone had to.

[personal profile] the_hermit: *and again* Thanks.

[personal profile] the_lovers: You're welcome.

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: *looks at each of them in turn, still smiling -- including Merritt, despite the fact that that's probably a horrible idea if she's keen on secret-keeping -- and then just shakes her head a little. as much as she may or may not approve of what Jacob did, what he sacrificed to get here, she's glad he did get here. she definitely approves of his new family*

[personal profile] the_hermit: *not so much, and after a moment...* Dammit. I keep missing it.

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: *blinks at him and then laughs* Oh, come on, honey. I practically gave you that one. *not intentionally, but*

[personal profile] the_hermit: My point!

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: We could try it again or would that kill the fun?

[personal profile] the_hermit: *frowns, thinking about that for a moment, before...* Gimme a raincheck.

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: As in, if you haven't figured it out by the time I get ready to leave -- *she glances at the clock, idly* -- I give it to you?

[personal profile] the_hermit: *or, well, she lets him get it off her - and be proud, he didn't even connect a dirty thought to that one other than retroactively* As in.

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: *she's more disappointed than proud, but eh, she'll live* Fair enough.

[personal profile] the_hermit: *see, that's new and different since those comments usually just get him eyerolls from the other Horsemen. he'll keep that in mind for the next time* You're on.

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: *how many times as she called ... well, anyone in this room honey? you really need to worry about offending her by flirting? rolls her eyes at him, amused, and then* Sounds good.

[personal profile] the_death_card: *not that he's in a hurry for her to leave, but since she brought it up...* How long are you hanging out?

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: *glances at the clock again, this time purposefully, and presses her mouth into a thin line as she considers that* I've got a little while. *she has a couple of hours before she actually needs to be anywhere, though she may or may not stay that long, depending on how they're feeling -- specifically, if Daniel wants to go to bed -- and if she feels like she's wearing out her welcome*

[personal profile] the_death_card: Cool.

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: *she flashes him a smile and then turns to Daniel as if something just occurred to her -- mostly because it did* Remind me before I go to swing by and show you some things sometime, by the way. Not that the fireball was bad, but you can do so much better than the little parlor tricks Jay showed you. *a beat* No offense to him, that's just ... not his area of expertise.

[personal profile] the_lovers: *arches his eyebrows at her, opening his mouth to say something, and ... *

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: *rolls her eyes, amused* And not right this second, smart ass. I mean as I'm literally walking out the door.

[personal profile] the_lovers: *huffs out a sigh of a laugh* Well, I tried.

[personal profile] the_hermit: A for effort, though. You almost snuck that one through.

[personal profile] the_lovers: Almost.

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: Only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades, boys.

[personal profile] the_death_card: *too brightly, on purpose* And nuclear warfare.

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: *snorts* And that.

[personal profile] the_hermit: *frowns at him, though he's joking* I worry about you, sometimes, kid.

[personal profile] the_death_card: *just laughs*

[personal profile] the_lovers: That makes two of us. *he's also joking, though he puts on a good show looking weirded out*

[personal profile] the_death_card: *and lets the grin go more devious and laughs again, slightly and purposefully evilly*

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: *laughs* Again with you and Jay being two peas in a pod, I swear. *a beat* And speaking of, do they know you can do that thing you showed me last time? *ooh! ooh! beg for mercy! I must hear that!*

[personal profile] the_death_card: *stops grinning after a moment to frown at her* Which thing? *and then realizes what she means* Oh! Uh... I don't know, actually. *he can't remember if he ever mentioned it during the planning*

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: You realize it wouldn't be that hard to find out ...

[personal profile] the_lovers: *looks between them, frowning, too, but curious*

[personal profile] the_death_card: *chuckles a little at Daniel's frown and then sobers abruptly, running a hand over his mouth as if to wipe the grin away, taking a moment to settle and get Dylan's voice back in his head, and then, in Dylan's voice* She means this thing.

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: *reaches up to cover her own mouth, mostly to hide the fact that she's grinning like an idiot. hee. he did the thing*

[personal profile] the_lovers: That's ... *not perfect, so he knows it's not a trick, but ... * ... actually kind of impressive. *he means that, too, judging by the look on his face*

[personal profile] the_lovers: *also probably high praise for him, considering how tired he is and the fact that he doesn't usually do praise*

[personal profile] the_hermit: It's also weird. Awesome, but weird.

[personal profile] the_death_card: *grins, and still in Dylan's voice* Thanks.

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: *after she's taken a moment to try and compose herself* My vote still goes to awesome. *a beat* Just awesome.

[personal profile] the_death_card: Again, thanks. *and then, back in his own voice* I used it in the apartment, when the FBI's response team was almost on me. Dylan showed me a... line of sight trick to do it, but I taught myself that one.

[personal profile] the_lovers: *he'll have to get Dylan to show him the actual trick. but at any rate* I get the impression that you can do anyone and not just him, then. *and yeah, he realizes that he's practically asking Jack to immitate him, but ... *

[personal profile] the_death_card: *and he's not about to pass it up. pauses again, to resettle, and, in Daniel's voice...* Is that an invitation?

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: *makes a small, undignified noise as she tries not to giggle*

[personal profile] the_lovers: *looks away, fighting a grin* It wasn't, but considering the fact that you already went there, I think it's a little late for you to ask. *a beat* Or me to tell you.

[personal profile] the_hermit: Now that is awesome.

[personal profile] the_death_card: *grins at all of them, and still in Daniel's...* So does that answer your question?

[personal profile] the_lovers: Maybe just a little bit.

[personal profile] the_death_card: *clears his throat, and he's back in his own voice when he says...* Thought so.

[personal profile] the_lovers: *after a moment* Going to go with Merritt and say creepy, by the way. *it's also something for him to file away. that might come in handy later, either for a show or for something else, and knowing what his team's capable of is good. and again with him considering himself in charge by virture of being the front man and in Dylan's absence*

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: If you think that's something ... *not to steal Jack's thunder, since she thinks what he can do without magic is amazing if you hadn't guessed, but ... he did mention the illusion. and that in mind and in Merritt's voice* ... this do anything for you?

[personal profile] the_lovers: Not really. I mean, people talk about me not knowing when to shut up, but ... *glances over at Merritt, a "this guy" look clear on his face*

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: *laughs ... still in Merritt's voice*

[personal profile] the_hermit: *to Daniel* I'm ignoring that. *to Miranda* Now I'm not sure if that's weird or hot.

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: *still in Merritt's voice* I'm getting the feeling this is some kind of ... depraved fantasy of yours?

[personal profile] the_lovers: *mumbles* Wouldn't surprise me.

[personal profile] the_hermit: I maybe shouldn't answer that, to save Daniel's poor, delicate, sex-deprived brain.

[personal profile] the_lovers: Yeah, that'd be good.

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: *laughs again and then clears her throat. a hum follows* I'll keep that in mind.

[personal profile] the_hermit: *smirking* You do that.

[personal profile] the_death_card: *makes a disgusted noise, though he's joking*

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: *wets her lips with her tongue -- it's not meant to be suggestive, but it reads that way, and she's fine with that, really -- and smirks back*

[personal profile] the_lovers: Right, so, anyway ...

[personal profile] the_death_card: Yes please.

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: I'd ask if you boys were jealous, but since we're not so subtly changing the subject ... *she shrugs*

[personal profile] the_death_card: No offense to either of you? *gestures at Miranda and Merritt* But no, not really.

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: *hums* Your loss.

[personal profile] the_lovers: Yeah, hi, can we get back to the "not so subtle" subject change?

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: Why not?

[personal profile] the_death_card: What're we changing the subject to?

[personal profile] the_lovers: I don't know. Something where Merritt can get -- *seriously uncomfortable* -- Dylan's real name out of her.

[personal profile] the_hermit: We're probably obligated to beg for an embarrassing story or two.

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: *laughs* Jay might actually kill me for that, you realize.

[personal profile] the_death_card: *just pointing out...* He's already going to kill you for messing with his sketchbook and calling him a bitch. *grins, assuming she got the text Dylan sent from his phone*

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: Or send me more less than flattering selfies of himself. *a beat and to Daniel and Merritt before they assume ... * He texted me a picture of him flipping me off.

[personal profile] the_lovers: *the clarification is nice, but ... * What'd you do to his sketchbook?

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: *just glances at Jack, amused. it's either he tells them or she says something to the effect of I heard he liked the D*

[personal profile] the_death_card: *rolls his eyes* She drew a bunch of dicks in it.

[personal profile] the_lovers: *snorts* I'm not sure if that's brilliant or the stupidest thing I've ever heard. *mostly because, yeah, the killing*

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: Probably a little of both.

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: But that was the point.

[personal profile] the_death_card: *and because he just remembered he hasn't told her...* He did freak out when I told him you'd been here, by the way. I forgot to set up a camera, though. *grins, again*

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: *girns* Oh, that's a shame. I bet it was On Demand worthy.

[personal profile] the_death_card: It was pretty funny. *and how much he's grinning says that's an understatement*

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: I'll have to bug him about it when he can stop playing Agent Hardass for a few minutes and come have tea with me.

[personal profile] the_hermit: We're about to keep him busy again.

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: *she nods. she also makes a little face, though it's unrelated to what she says next, for the most part* Another show. I heard. *she's still hoping to catch Jake at some point before things pick up again* One of you needs to call me or something next time he's around.

[personal profile] the_death_card: *nods* I've still got your number.

[personal profile] the_hermit: *and as Jack's saying that, Merritt's practically diving for the coffee table to see what's left on the list because he knows it was more than just "Jay", that time*

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: *distractedly* Good. *and the reason why she's distracted, she's frozen now, watching Merritt and looking somewhere between amused and deer-in-headlights, wondering if Merritt managed to pick it off of her finally*

[personal profile] the_lovers: *glances between Merritt and Miranda, practically holding his breath*

[personal profile] the_hermit: *skims over the list and then grins broadly, sliding the pen off the paper to circle one several times and slap it back down in front of her, looking up at her expectantly. tell her he's right. he knows he's right*

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: *leans forward to look ... and then laughs* Fair warning, if you call him Jake, he'll probably kill you. And I mean that. *for all that she's still smiling, she really does. the only people that have ever called him Jake were her and his father*

[personal profile] the_hermit: *slouches back, doing victory arms*

[personal profile] the_death_card: *leans forward to look and then leans over to slap Merritt on the arm in congratulations before he sits back* Finally. Thank God.

[personal profile] the_hermit: *drops his arms, and, still grinning...* I'd say I'm not that good, but....

[personal profile] the_lovers: *gives Merritt a small approving look, guarded but real, and breathes out* So, Jacob Shrike. That's ... well, it's not what I was expecting, but I'm not sure what I was expecting.

[personal profile] the_hermit: It suits, though.

[personal profile] the_lovers: *thinks about that for a moment and then nods* Can't really argue that.

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: *after a moment* So, have you thought about how you're going to break the news to him? Or is it just a free-for-all now and whoever sees him first gets dibs?

[personal profile] the_death_card: *immediately, and looking to Merritt and Daniel* We need to all be around when we do.

[personal profile] the_lovers: And it has to be in person. *because his first thought was that they could call Henley, tell her to come back to the suite, and then call him up and put him on speaker, but ... no. he wants to see the look on Dylan's -- Jacob's -- face, even if it won't mean half as much to him as it probably will to Merritt*

[personal profile] the_death_card: *nods* Yeah.

[personal profile] the_lovers: Merritt? Any other caveats or are you too busy patting yourself on the back over there to join the class in group discussion time?

[personal profile] the_hermit: You two were doing well on your own. *a beat* Someone needs to just say it. Casually. No big production for once. Just.. like this. *gestures between them - like they've been talking*

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: *after a moment* You could call him right now, you know. Henley, too. *she shrugs* Tell him I'm here and ask him if he wants to swing by after work, assuming he's not already off.

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: *another pause* Assuming your asses are on fire about it, anyway.

[personal profile] the_hermit: *gives her a little really? look* I think that pretty much goes without saying at this point.

[personal profile] the_lovers: *snorts and leans to reach for his phone, which he left on one of the end tables some time ago* I'll call Henley.

[personal profile] the_death_card: I'll let her start back this way before I call *a beat where he pauses, where he's not sure what name to use, and then grins* Jacob.

[personal profile] the_lovers: *dials Henley and after a short pause, in which it presumably rings and she answered, and without much in the way of preamble* So, we kind of figured it out. *at this point he has to take the phone away from his ear. waits a few seconds until Henley is done spazzing and then goes back to the phone, rolling his eyes* Yeah. Yeah, no, come back to the suite. Jack's going to call him. *this continues on for about a minute and then finally, hehangs up* She said she'll be here as soon as she can.

[personal profile] the_hermit: Twenty bucks she comes in out of breath.

[personal profile] the_death_card: *still grinning* No bet.

[personal profile] the_lovers: *grins a little, himself* Yeah, no, definitely not touching that one, either.

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: I don't even know her, and neither am I.

[personal profile] the_hermit: Cowards. *he's teasing*

[personal profile] the_lovers: Or, you know, smart enough to know a raw deal when we see one.

[personal profile] the_hermit: *seems to give that some thought, and then...* That works too.

[personal profile] the_lovers: *flashes him a crooked grin* Generally.

[personal profile] the_hermit: *just looks amused, and then...* Should we call her back and tell her to bring booze?

[personal profile] the_lovers: *glances towards the kitchen* I think we still have some of that Cognac left. *also a mysterious bottle of Chanti in one of the cupboards that may or may not still have a note on it that reads "Hello, Clarice."*

[personal profile] the_hermit: That'll work.

[personal profile] the_lovers: We'll break it out after someone manages to work his name into the conversation. *because taking it out now would probably tip him off*

[personal profile] the_death_card: At least we're all decent enough actors.

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: And you have me. *she's fairly certain she can command Jacob's attention, if she needs to, if she spots one of them making it too obvious*

[personal profile] the_hermit: That, too. *pauses for a moment, before..* If anyone gives it away it'll be him *nods toward Jack* or Henley.

[personal profile] the_death_card: *frowns, opening his mouth to argue, and then...* Actually, nevermind.

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: *laughs* He has a point, Jack. No offense.

[personal profile] the_lovers: I'm actually surprised he didn't say me, all things considered. *considering how badly he fails at not being completely obvious when Merritt is trying to read him*

[personal profile] the_death_card: *grins* None taken. *he knows he can be an easy read, and as has been observed, he's the closest of them to Dylan, so.*

[personal profile] the_hermit: *to Daniel* You're easy, but you're not grinning like an idiot without realizing it.

[personal profile] the_death_card: *scowls at him, though without heat*

[personal profile] the_lovers: Yeah, idiot isn't really my style.

[personal profile] the_death_card: *starts to object again, but...*

[personal profile] the_hermit: *before Jack can say anything..* I wouldn't say that.

[personal profile] the_lovers: Okay, barring the whole trick thing, I usually am the smartest guy in the room. *no offense to them, but he's brilliant and he knows it, thanks*

[personal profile] the_hermit: In some ways.

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: *and when Daniel opens his mouth to say something, she cuts him off* I'm pretty sure you really don't want an honest answer to that, so I wouldn't ask if I were you.

[personal profile] the_lovers: *just makes a face*

[personal profile] the_hermit: *and just raises an eyebrow back at him*

[personal profile] the_lovers: *frowns at him for a moment, and then abruptly and to Jack* I think Henley probably has a good head start by now.

[personal profile] the_death_card: *blinks at him, catching up with the conversation again, before...* Oh, right. *shifts a little to reach into his pocket for his phone, dials Dylan's number - and then looks away from the rest of the room because yeah, he won't be able to stop himself smiling*

[personal profile] onebehind: *the phone rings twice before he finally picks up, and when he does ... * Dylan Rhodes. *either he didn't look at his caller ID, he's still at work or both*

[personal profile] the_death_card: *and since he's not sure which it is...* Dylan, hey.

[personal profile] onebehind: *the smile in his voice is obvious* Hey. Gimme two seconds? *there's a pause, the sound of voices, shuffling and his footsteps, and then* What's up?

[personal profile] the_death_card: You still at the office? *he's assuming, based on that first response, but*

[personal profile] onebehind: Just headed out for the day, actually. *and as if to prove his point, in the background, someone says See you tomorrow, Rhodes. but at any rate, after a moment, and with a little less act involved ... * Everything okay?

[personal profile] the_death_card: Oh, yeah. We're just hanging out. *a beat* And Miranda showed up again.

[personal profile] onebehind: *he lets out a breath he didn't know he was holding* She still there? *not that that will influence his decision to stop by, but*

[personal profile] the_death_card: *holds his phone out to the rest of the room, to hold his phone out to Miranda - not to hand it off, just to say..* Say hi, Miranda.

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: *sing-songs* Hi, Dylan.

[personal profile] the_death_card: *grins, and puts the phone back to his ear* Get that?

[personal profile] onebehind: *he makes a small, amused noise* Yeah. *a beat* I'll swing by in a little bit. *and by little bit, he means when he can get to somewhere where he can use the elevator trick without everyone in their brother wondering where he literally disappeared off to*

[personal profile] the_death_card: We'll be here.

[personal profile] onebehind: I'll see you then. *that said, he hangs up*

[personal profile] the_highpriestess: *and almost literally a second later, she comes in the door, only a little bit breathless. she'd be more so, but she had the elevator ride up to catch his breath* So? *a pause follows, as she notices Miranda, looks to Daniel, who shrugs, and then* Oh. I didn't realize we had company.

[personal profile] the_death_card: *puts his phone away* He's on his way. *and looks over at the door at Henley comes in*

[personal profile] the_hermit: *with the necessary hand gestures* Henley, Miranda Vale. Miranda, Henley Reeves. *to Daniel* Sorry you didn't get a turn. *being amused at someone else getting the crap scared out of them, he means*

[personal profile] the_highpriestess: *and since there are very few women in the business who aren't just lovely assistants, she immediately recognizes the name* Oh, my God. Are you ...

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: *amused* A friend of Jay's and with the Eye, yeah.

[personal profile] the_lovers: *to Merritt* Guess I'll have to live.

[personal profile] the_death_card: *pointing out to Miranda with a grin* You can actually say it now.

[personal profile] the_hermit: *still to Daniel* We can hope.

[personal profile] the_lovers: *mimes a heart attack, trying his best not to smile*

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: Well, I didn't want to spoil the surprise if you wanted to tell her.

[personal profile] the_highpriestess: Well, someone better.

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: It's Jacob.

[personal profile] the_lovers: *in time with Miranda and as he straightens in his chair* His name's Jacob.

[personal profile] the_death_card: *and at the same time as both of them...* Jacob.

[personal profile] the_highpriestess: Okay, wow, not everybody at once, next time. *not that she didn't actually get the name out of that or that she's not kidding*

[personal profile] the_hermit: *cracks up, and as he's still laughing* Yeah, this is never gonna work.

[personal profile] the_highpriestess: *as she moves to take a seat on the arm of Daniel's chair* What isn't?

[personal profile] the_lovers: The part where one of us finds a way to work his name into casual conversation.

[personal profile] the_lovers: Rather than just sort of ... assaulting him with it when he walks in the door.

[personal profile] the_death_card: Or bringing it up over the phone.

[personal profile] the_lovers: *points at Jack* Or that.

[personal profile] the_highpriestess: *amused* Yeah, okay, I can see how that's going to go really well.

[personal profile] the_death_card: Maybe we should draw straws or something to who's going to say it. *only half joking*

[personal profile] the_lovers: *even if he's not entirely serious with that ... * That's probably not the worst idea I've heard all night. *a beat* I mean, it'd be better than all of us looking for an opening ... or finding the same one and just kind of exploding all over him.

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: ... *snorts*

[personal profile] the_lovers: You get what I meant.

[personal profile] the_hermit: *snorts, too, a beat after her*

[personal profile] the_death_card: *stands up to head to the kitchen, to find something to use*

[personal profile] the_death_card: We probably would, too. *considering that sort of thing does happen*

[personal profile] the_highpriestess: *calls after him* No cheating, Jack Wilder!

[personal profile] the_lovers: Probably.

[personal profile] the_death_card: *shoots her a grin as he digs through the drawers*

[personal profile] the_highpriestess: *turns to Merritt and Daniel* No cheating from you two, either.

[personal profile] the_death_card: Nobody's gonna cheat. *oh look, coffee stirrer things. grabs those and a knife, cutting some off one of them, then turning his back to the rest of the room to mix them up before he returns to the living room*

[personal profile] the_highpriestess: Just checking. *she was only half-serious, anyway*

[personal profile] the_death_card: *he knows, and he smiles at her again as he offers the straws to Merritt, since he got to him first*

[personal profile] the_hermit: *makes a show of studying them for a moment and taking his sweet time drawing one - but does finally draw one*

[personal profile] the_death_card: *moves on to hold them out to Henley and Daniel*

[personal profile] the_highpriestess: *reaches to pick one after Daniel waves her on*

[personal profile] the_lovers: *and he and Jack get the the two remaining ones. holds onto his for a moment and then* Okay, ladies and gentlemen, let's see who our winner is.

[personal profile] the_hermit: *scoots over so he can reach to hold his out to them*

[personal profile] the_lovers: *holds his up, too, as does Henley, and looks to Jack, once again practically holding his breath*

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: *watches in amused silence*

[personal profile] the_death_card: *holds his out, and....* I swear I didn't cheat.

[personal profile] the_lovers: *looks caught somewhere between frustrated, amused and something else. the something else being the thought that it probably should have been Jack anyway, all things considered*

[personal profile] the_highpriestess: *mumbles* Damn.

[personal profile] the_hermit: *pouts a little, but he's joking* Aww.

[personal profile] the_death_card: You guys wanna do it?

[personal profile] the_hermit: We're joking, kid.

[personal profile] the_lovers: *to Henley* Why does he keep saying things I have to agree with tonight?

[personal profile] the_highpriestess: No idea, but -- *to Jack* -- he's right. *a beat* It's all yours.

[personal profile] the_death_card: *shrugs, smiling a little as he holds out his hand for the sticks so he can throw them away*

[personal profile] the_highpriestess: *flashes him a smile as she hands her stick over*

[personal profile] the_lovers: *does the same with a muttered thanks*

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: *mimes handing a stick over for shits and giggles*

[personal profile] the_death_card: *takes theirs and Merritt's and then rolls his eyes at her as he heads back to the kitchen to drop them in the trash, then returning to his seat*

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: *grins impishly at him* Sorry, honey. I wanted to feel involved.

[personal profile] the_death_card: *grins back*

[personal profile] the_hermit: It's important to feel involved.

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: Generally.

[personal profile] onebehind: *and that said, there's some rattling outside the door before he lets himself in. as usual, he's still dressed in his work clothes, still half-in character, but he still manages a smile for them as he comes in, however strained* Hey. *and as Miranda starts to get up* Gimme a minute? I gotta ... *and he gestures somewhat helplessly to his outfit. he needs to take off his coat, tie and mindset*

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: *she makes a small noise that's equal parts accepting and apologetic, and sits back down*

[personal profile] the_hermit: *lifts a hand in greeting when Dylan comes in*

[personal profile] the_death_card: *leans back to look that way when the door opens, returning the smile*

[personal profile] onebehind: *flips a wave back at Merritt and then moves to drop his bag on the kitchen counter, shrugging out of his suit coat immediately afterwards. drops it on top, then turns to lean back against the counter to work at his tie, his eyes sliding closed. he takes another moment after he's ducked out from under the thing, his breathing almost meditative, and then reaches up to rub at his eyes before opening them. and when he does -- and again, as per usual -- his entire demeanor has changed to the point where he almost looks like a different person. it's like watching a quick change artist* Okay. *gestures for Miranda as he pushes away from the counter*

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: *she's on her feet in an instant and in his arms the next, hugging him fiercely. before she steps back, though, she moves her mouth near his ear and mumbles something*

[personal profile] onebehind: *and whatever it is, it's enough to get him to roll his eyes when he pulls away* Ha-ha, Mira. *shakes his head at her, grinning, and then comes into the living room to take a seat, Miranda right behind him* So, how bad has she made me look?

[personal profile] the_hermit: Oh, we've heard all kinds of terrible things.

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: You know me. Can't keep my mouth shut.

[personal profile] onebehind: *throws a mocking glare in Miranda's direction* Goddamn it, Mira.

[personal profile] the_death_card: She also traumatized Daniel. *can't quite keep the amusement off his face. he feels he's allowed to find it funny considering it happened to him, too*

[personal profile] the_lovers: I'd make some joke about being scarred for life, but I kind of actually am.

[personal profile] onebehind: *looks betwen Miranda and Daniel, his expression hardening minutely and in spite of his best efforts* What happened?

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: *if she notices, she doesn't seem particularly bothered by it* I may or may not have broken into the suite again.

[personal profile] the_lovers: There were tigers.

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: *nods and brightly* There were tigers.

[personal profile] onebehind: *scrubs a hand over his face, the gesture very much Why in God's name am I related to her? and then* I'm sorry for her.

[personal profile] the_hermit: I'm just upset she didn't give us fair warning so we could make some popcorn first.

[personal profile] the_lovers: Okay, if I hadn't already thrown my pillow ..

[personal profile] the_hermit: *reaches back to where it ended up, to offer it to him*

[personal profile] the_lovers: *leans to take it from him, holds onto it for a beat, and then slaps him with it before dumping it back in his lap*

[personal profile] the_highpriestess: Poor baby feel better?

[personal profile] the_lovers: Much.

[personal profile] the_death_card: *sighs, shaking his head a little* And again... *gestures at them. he's supposed to be the "kid" around here*

[personal profile] the_lovers: *immediately* He started it.

[personal profile] the_hermit: *immediately, too* Nuh uh!

[personal profile] the_lovers: Yuh huh!

[personal profile] onebehind: Alright, kids, I don't care who started it -- I'm finishing it.

[personal profile] the_lovers: Yes, Dad. Sorry, Dad.

[personal profile] the_hermit: Don't make you turn this hotel suite around?

[personal profile] onebehind: *snorts* Wouldn't you shit yourself if I actually could, somehow.

[personal profile] the_hermit: *chuckles* I almost didn't say that for worry about us all ending up on the ceiling or something.

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: Oh, I'm tempted. *not that she could actually put them on the ceiling, but ... she could make it look like they were*

[personal profile] the_lovers: Please don't.

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: *pouts* Killjoy.

[personal profile] the_hermit: He does that.

[personal profile] the_highpriestess: Constantly, if you haven't figured that out by now.

[personal profile] the_lovers: Have I mentioned today how much I hate you people?

[personal profile] the_hermit: No you don't.

[personal profile] the_lovers: *looks somewhere between confused and thoughtful* And I still haven't figured out why.

[personal profile] onebehind: *just shakes his head before getting up to go raid the minibar*

[personal profile] the_hermit: It's one of the great mysteries of life. *nods, sagely*

[personal profile] the_death_card: *laughs, shaking his head, too*

[personal profile] the_lovers: Remind me to devote some actual time to solving that one.

[personal profile] onebehind: *comes back a moment or two later with a little bottle of bourbon and a glass with ice in it. proceeds to upend the bottle into the glass and takes a sip, much to Miranda's apparent but guarded dismay. and when he lowers his glass* Better make it quick. After the show starts ... *no one will have the time*

[personal profile] the_death_card: He'll be too busy tweaking things to worry about it.

[personal profile] the_lovers: *after a moment* Is there anyone here who doesn't want to be on my shitlist?

[personal profile] the_hermit: You mean any of us weren't at the start of this... encounter? *a beat* Well, other than Miranda, but you didn't know her.

[personal profile] the_lovers: Well, she's definitely on it now, but ... yeah, okay, good point.

[personal profile] the_highpriestess: *to Miranda* Welcome to the club.

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: Do we get t-shirts?

[personal profile] the_death_card: Or buttons. We could get buttons.

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: Ooh, buttons.

[personal profile] onebehind: *just snorts*

[personal profile] the_hermit: We already established she likes big red ones.

[personal profile] the_death_card: That's what she said.

[personal profile] the_hermit: Good man.

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: *laughs, hard, along with Henley*

[personal profile] onebehind: I'm not even gonna ... *just shakes his head, grinning into his drink as he takes another sip*

[personal profile] the_lovers: And we're back to this.

[personal profile] the_hermit: We always get back to this eventually.

[personal profile] the_lovers: Unfortunately.

[personal profile] the_hermit: And it's too late to deny you love us now. *your life, Daniel*

[personal profile] the_lovers: Opinions can change, you realize. *not that Merritt isn't right, but ... protesting is all part of the banter*

[personal profile] the_hermit: *doubting* Uh huh.

[personal profile] the_death_card: And now we're back to that.

[personal profile] the_lovers: This is better than the whole ... *he makes a vague gesture*

[personal profile] the_highpriestess: I don't know ...

[personal profile] the_hermit: Careful, we might still end up on the ceiling.

[personal profile] onebehind: *jerks a thumb at Miranda* If she doesn't do it, I will. *not that he's entirely sure he could do something that big, but for the sake of threatening to turn this suite around ... *

[personal profile] the_hermit: *to Miranda* Does that make you the mom in this scenario?

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: More like the cool aunt who occasionally sneaks you booze at dinner.

[personal profile] the_hermit: That's definitely less weird.

[personal profile] onebehind: *and considering the fact that he does really think of Miranda as his sister, as blood related?* Definitely.

[personal profile] the_hermit: How did we end up in this conversation again?

[personal profile] the_lovers: Again with the part where I'm pretty sure you started it.

[personal profile] the_death_card: He always starts it.

[personal profile] the_highpriestess: I'm ... actually not sure whether I should argue that or not.

[personal profile] the_hermit: *looks confused* Same, actually.

[personal profile] the_highpriestess: *she breathes out a sigh of a laugh* At least it's not just me.

[personal profile] the_death_card: No, I'm serious - Merritt says something that gets Daniel twitchy, we think it's hysterical, and it all spirals from there. It's awesome. *grins*

[personal profile] onebehind: *amused* Also a vicious cycle.

[personal profile] the_death_card: *turns the grin to him* That, too.

[personal profile] onebehind: *grins back before taking a sip of his drink*

[personal profile] the_lovers: Maybe I should just go to bed and spare you -- or, actually, probably me -- the hilarity. *not that he actually would, not before Jack works Dylan's real name into the conversation, but it's a nice threat*

[personal profile] the_highpriestess: *nudges his shoulder and even though she knows he's not serious ... * Oh, relax, Danny.

[personal profile] the_death_card: *he's working on it. he's also trying not to make it super obvious that's what he's doing. but anyway*

[personal profile] the_hermit: It's too early to go to bed, anyway. *a beat* Unless you want me to add "old man" jokes to the list.

[personal profile] the_lovers: Says the guy who's, like, forty years older than me. Also, I didn't see you pull a fireball out of nowhere earlier.

[personal profile] onebehind: ... wait, what?

[personal profile] the_hermit: *frowns at him* Okay, now I'm going to make math jokes forever, because you are not six.

[personal profile] the_highpriestess: *immediately* Sometimes I wonder.

[personal profile] the_lovers: ... ouch.

[personal profile] onebehind: Can we back up to the fireball?

[personal profile] the_hermit: Oh, yeah. She had tigers, he had a fireball, and I ruined the party by knowing who she was.

[personal profile] onebehind: Huh. *looks at Daniel, suitably impressed*

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: *to Merritt* You're forgetting the part where you whammied me.

[personal profile] the_death_card: What'd you do?

[personal profile] the_hermit: Tried to convince her there were more than the two of us in the room. *not that it was all that effective*

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: If I didn't know what you were capable of or what Dy was probably teaching you ... *she shrugs*

[personal profile] onebehind: *offers Merritt the same impressed look, albeit a sideways one. mostly because he doesn't want him to catch on to the fact that he's thinking that, at this rate, they're going to outgrow him a lot faster than he originally thought*

[personal profile] onebehind: *and after he looks away ... hello, alcohol. takes a long drink of his bourbon*

[personal profile] the_hermit: *fair enough* Thanks. *and catches some of that, anyway, and frowns at him some as he takes the drink*

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: You're welcome. *offers him a brief smile before turning her attentions just as briefly to Dylan, trying to decide why Merritt's frowning at him. she doubts it's because of the booze -- she seems to be the only person here who has a problem with it, as far as she's seen thus far -- but she can't quite work out what it might be, otherwise. either way, though, it's enough to get her to frown, too, as she looks back to Merritt*

[personal profile] the_hermit: *sighs a little, through his nose. he knows what he just got, but it only makes sense if Dylan's being an idiot, so*

[personal profile] the_lovers: *after a moment and in response to the sudden silence* Well, this just got awkward, somehow.

[personal profile] onebehind: *grumbles an apology -- whcih is probably proof that, yeah, he is being an idiot*

[personal profile] the_hermit: *he'll come back to it later, not in front of the kids - and maybe when he has a drink, too*

[personal profile] the_death_card: I think that's a thing, anyway. That conversations drop off at some point. And that's without people that can do the whole... *waves a hand at the three of them*

[personal profile] onebehind: *he appreciates the fact that he's not going to get into it now, because yeah, he figures that Merritt picked up on what he was trying to hide, despite his efforts. but at any rate, he just takes another sip of his drink and leans back in his chair, swallowing a sigh*

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: It is. It's something like every twenty minutes, if I remember correctly.

[personal profile] the_death_card: *nods* Something like that.

[personal profile] the_lovers: *repeats, mockingly* Something like that. *as if he thinks Jack would have agreed if she'd suggested awkward pauses happened every minute or so, too. and no, he really doesn't, but ... he figures busting someone's balls will get the conversation back on track*

[personal profile] the_death_card: *lifts a hand to flip him off, considering he lacks anything to throw, but he's grinning as he does*

[personal profile] the_lovers: *holds up both hands to flip him off* Double deuce.

[personal profile] the_death_card: *holds up three fingers a la the Boy Scout salute, though with the back of his hand facing Daniel* Read between the lines.

[personal profile] the_lovers: *he breathes out a sigh of a laugh* I'd ask you if you liked jazz, but ...

[personal profile] the_death_card: *snorts* We can do this all night.

[personal profile] the_hermit: What was that about you being the youngest one here?

[personal profile] the_death_card: *just grins*

[personal profile] onebehind: *snorts into his drink*

[personal profile] the_highpriestess: Jack's the youngest; Danny's probably the second youngest. *in other words, it makes sense that they're going at each other*

[personal profile] the_lovers: Thanks. Thanks for that, Henley.

[personal profile] the_hermit: Told you the other night, Danny: the lady's on her own side.

[personal profile] the_lovers: *there's a second of pause and then* Yeah, well, the lady owes us both twenty bucks. I meant to mention that earlier, but ...

[personal profile] the_highpriestess: ... oh, my God. You didn't.

[personal profile] the_death_card: ...wait, how did I miss that?

[personal profile] the_highpriestess: I did, too, if it helps any!

[personal profile] the_lovers: *gets up to go grab the paper from where he left it and put his glass in the sink. when he comes back, he flips it open -- and, as promised, there's a full page ad for the show on one side and an ad about how Merritt was right on the other -- and drops it on the coffee table*

[personal profile] the_death_card: *leans forward to look at it - and then cracks up, falling back in his chair again to laugh his head off*

[personal profile] the_hermit: *leans forward, too, and then grins at Daniel* Very nice.

[personal profile] the_highpriestess: *takes a look herself, then nudges the paper over so Dylan and Miranda can look, and gets to her feet* Let me go grab my bag. *which she dropped like it was hot when she bolted in the door* A promise is a promise.

[personal profile] the_lovers: Bet, actually, but same difference.

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: *to Dylan* Do the words "Why is this my life" come to mind?

[personal profile] onebehind: *grinning* Little bit.

[personal profile] the_highpriestess: *comes back with her purse and sits back down on the arm of Daniel's chair as she combs through it, looking for her wallet*

[personal profile] onebehind: *hums* Yeah.

[personal profile] the_death_card: *resettles a little now that he's managed to stop laughing* She didn't miss it by much. We were still working through the shitton of pizza Jacob brought when she scared the crap out of me that day. *and somehow, that comes out exactly as casually as he means for it to*

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: *as if nothing happened* Next time, Gadget.

[personal profile] onebehind: I'd wonder if there was gonna be a next time but -- *wait. blinks, shaking his head a little, and then stares at Jack, as if he's not sure whether he heard him correctly. or as if he just got punched in the stomach. or both*

[personal profile] the_death_card: *and okay, now he can't even, and a distinctly shit-eating grin breaks through*

[personal profile] onebehind: *he lets out a little breath, not quite a sigh of a laugh but almost, one corner of his mouth quirking upwards. and while Jack's grin makes it fairly obvious, he still has to ask ... * Did you just ... ?

[personal profile] the_death_card: Call you Jacob? That'd be a yeah.

[personal profile] onebehind: *another breath, this one more a laugh than the last, and he closes his eyes for a moment, his shoulders dropping, posture practically crumpling. if there was anything left of Agent Rhodes in him, clinging to him from work, it's gone now -- it's like a weight has been lifted off of him, suddenly, finally. a moment of silence follows as he savors the use of his name, his real name, and he takes a deep breath and lets it out before finally opening his eyes again. if they look a little bright, it must be the light in here. if he has to clear his throat before he speaks -- and when he does, it's softly -- it must be the season and the flowers in bloom outside* How'd you figure it out? *he's guessing it wasn't Miranda. or at least that she didn't outright tell them*

[personal profile] the_death_card: The Bible, mostly, and doubting it was anything we couldn't figure out how to pronounce.

[personal profile] the_hermit: Jack got your initials off your sketch, too.

[personal profile] onebehind: *he grins a little* Yeah, not so much. *a beat and the grin falters a little* I'm ... *he stops, shakes his head faintly. he wants to tell them thank you, for giving him his name back, for letting him be himself entirely and finally, but those two little words are surprisingly hard to get out. probably because they don't feel like enough*

[personal profile] the_death_card: *just grins - or keeps grinning, since he can't quite seem to stop -, reaching up to run a hand over his hair*

[personal profile] the_hermit: *grins, too, his a little more obviously fond, but...* You're welcome, Dylan. *a beat* Jacob.

[personal profile] onebehind: *he huffs out another sigh of a laugh, and takes a look around the room, his eyes lingering on each of them in turn and, despite his earlier upset, with intense fondness. he's a little floored to see it returned in all their faces and has to look away. and after a moment, something wavering in his voice as he doesn't dare try to clear his throat again ... * Gonna have to get used to that, huh?

[personal profile] the_hermit: That might be a good idea, yeah.

[personal profile] the_highpriestess: Shame we won't get to watch Danny flail for twenty minutes before he decides what to call him anymore, though.

[personal profile] the_hermit: *looks disappointed* Oh, good point. That was the highlight of.. a few minutes.

[personal profile] the_lovers: *scowls, the expression half-genuine, if only because he's a touch embarrassed* Okay, you know what? Screw you both.

[personal profile] the_hermit: *and he gets that, and...* Kidding, Daniel. We're kidding.

[personal profile] the_highpriestess: Relax. *touches a hand to his shoulder and then presses a twenty into Daniel's hands* And have a twenty. It'll make you feel better.

[personal profile] the_lovers: Well, there is that.

[personal profile] the_hermit: Winning a bet is always a good way to improve one's mood, I've found.

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: *trying very hard not to smirk* I could name a few other things that are good for that, too.

[personal profile] onebehind: *looks about five seconds from facepalming* Mira.

[personal profile] the_highpriestess: *smirks at Daniel for an instant before trying to look completely innocent when she turns back to the others*

[personal profile] the_lovers: *may or may not be about eight shades of red*

[personal profile] the_hermit: You're not gonna hear me argue with that.

[personal profile] onebehind: *flashes Merritt a look that more or less reads Dude, that's my sister*

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: *laughs, hard, and touches a hand to Dylan's arm* Relax before you sprain something, Jake.

[personal profile] the_highpriestess: *to Dylan* You can't tell me you were expecting any less from Mister Personal Corkscrew.

[personal profile] onebehind: ... I ... yeah, I don't wanna know.

[personal profile] the_death_card: I don't wanna know, and I was there.

[personal profile] the_lovers: That'd make two of us. *a beat* Well, three, now.

[personal profile] the_highpriestess: *laughs just as hard as Miranda, and leans into Daniel a little*

[personal profile] the_hermit: *and now he can't help but grin at everyone, though he shakes his head a little, too*

[personal profile] onebehind: *mirrors both the smile and the shake of his head, almost in spite of himself, and finishes off the rest of his drink. sets the glass down and leans back in his seat, completely relaxed even above and beyond the usual. and after a moment of comfortable silence* Just so you can stop worrying, by the way, the Bible I gave you was a mock up.

[personal profile] the_hermit: *laughs a little* Henley's been having nightmares about that.

[personal profile] the_highpriestess: Considering the fact that I pretty much destroyed it when the bookmark fell apart?

[personal profile] onebehind: *somewhere between amused and apologetic* If I could have warned you, I would have, but that would've ruined the game.

[personal profile] the_lovers: ... which you all just lost.

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: Damn it.

[personal profile] the_death_card: *groans*

[personal profile] the_hermit: Goddammit. *throws the pillow*

[personal profile] the_lovers: *laughs, even as the pillow hits him in the face. puts it behind his head afterwards* Sorry. I had to.

[personal profile] the_highpriestess: You're evil, Danny.

[personal profile] the_hermit: That was uncalled for.

[personal profile] the_lovers: No. No, I'm pretty sure it was very called for. *gestures to Dylan* He more or less left the door wide open on that one.

[personal profile] the_hermit: *rolls his eyes* Fine, good point.

[personal profile] onebehind: *to Merritt* Sorry.

[personal profile] the_hermit: I'm sure you are. *and that's said sarcastically, but he's still having to work really hard not to grin like an idiot. as much as he still shies away from the sentimental, as much as he pretends to be such a sarcastic hardass, the fact remains that he loves the group like this - now, and at the pizza party, and in the elevator, even if they were missing Jack then and were all still stressing about the final trick and what was Next*

[personal profile] onebehind: *he catches the fact that he's fighting a grin and just flashes him a shiteating one in response*

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: *after a moment and with a shake of her head* God, you guys are fun. *and good for Dylan. she can't remember the last time he smiled like this or this much*

[personal profile] the_hermit: *okay fine. returns it, shaking his head again. and, to Miranda...* We do our best.

[personal profile] onebehind: *makes a little noise that sounds suspiciously like ha! as if he caught him in the proverbial act*

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: Well, you do a damn good job.

[personal profile] the_hermit: *narrows his eyes at him, but the grin returns after a moment* Thank you.

[personal profile] the_death_card: *at the same moment* Thanks.

[personal profile] the_highpriestess: What they said.

[personal profile] the_lovers: *probably would have said the same thing -- or at least something similar -- as Henley at the same time, but he may or may not be dozing off. blame the addition of the pillow*

[personal profile] the_hermit: *looks over when he doesn't respond and the smile softens a little - though he'd deny it to his final breath if anyone were to point it out*

[personal profile] onebehind: *again, he mirrors Merritt, and then softly* Henley. *nods to Daniel*

[personal profile] the_highpriestess: *shifts to look at him and then very gently puts a hand to his shoulder* Danny.

[personal profile] the_lovers: *to his credit, he doesn't jump -- which is probably why Dylan had Henley be the one to wake him up* What?

[personal profile] the_highpriestess: *simply* Go to bed.

[personal profile] the_lovers: *reaches up to thumb at his eyes and then nods a little* Yeah. I'm getting there.

[personal profile] the_hermit: *not unkindly* I think you're a little past "getting there".

[personal profile] the_lovers: *makes a face at him, though the expression is largely reflexive -- there's no actual upset on his face*

[personal profile] onebehind: *he'd say something along the lines of "we'll all be here when you get up" but, well ... that's not entirely true. loses a little of the smile he's been wearing for the latter have of the evening to that thought, but nods to the stairs all the same* Go. Miranda and I'll be around later. *and no one else is going anywhere, at least*

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: Jack has my number. We'll set something up. *so she can start teaching him things*

[personal profile] the_lovers: *breathes out a sigh and then finally, reluctantly, gets to his feet* Right. *a beat* Well, it was nice meeting you.

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: You, too. *offers him a little smile* And sorry for scaring the shit out of you.

[personal profile] the_death_card: 'Night, Daniel.

[personal profile] the_lovers: *flashes Miranda a small, tired smile in response to that comment, and then, half specifically to Jack, half to the rest of the room* Night. *and that said, he heads for the stairs*

[personal profile] the_hermit: *the minute Daniel's out of sight, probably while he's still in earshot...* So now's when we talk about him, right?

[personal profile] the_lovers: *from upstairs* Give it a few minutes. I can still hear you.

[personal profile] the_highpriestess: *snickers*

[personal profile] the_death_card: *laughs, too*

[personal profile] the_hermit: *sing-song* Good night, Gracie.

[personal profile] the_lovers: *they can probably hear him snort before the sound of his door closing*

[personal profile] the_hermit: *settles a little* I was going for trying to see if he could make flipping me off something audible.

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: That little indignant noise didn't count?

[personal profile] the_hermit: Close enough. Lacked emphasis, though.

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: *she hums, amused* He's tired. Cut him some slack.

[personal profile] the_hermit: *shrugs* It might've helped, too, if he'd known about the experiment.

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: *grins at him* Maybe just a little.

[personal profile] the_highpriestess: I can let him know for future reference?

[personal profile] the_hermit: *nods* We'll have to test in different conditions, anyway.

[personal profile] the_death_card: *snorts*

[personal profile] onebehind: *amused, himself* This the whole "some science" part of mentalism you mentioned?

[personal profile] the_hermit: *points at him, grinning* Exactly.

[personal profile] onebehind: *just laughs*

[personal profile] the_highpriestess: I'm guessing this is something I missed during our stay with the FBI?

[personal profile] the_hermit: *nods* He asked me for a definition.

[personal profile] onebehind: Not like I really needed one, but ... *he shrugs*

[personal profile] the_highpriestess: All part of the trick, yeah.

[personal profile] the_hermit: *waves a hand at him* Obviously.

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: *to Merritt* I'd ask how you managed to miss that it was him you were working for, but I know how Jake can be.

[personal profile] onebehind: He got a lot closer than I thought he would. *even though he knew Merritt was the biggest threat, he wasn't expecting him to pull "daddy issues" off him with as many walls and distractions as he had in place*

[personal profile] the_hermit: *inclines his head a little, in acknowledgement of her comment and thanks to Dylan's* He shut things down pretty quick. And Agent Dray was there without the mental safe.

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: Ooh, I still need to meet her.

[personal profile] onebehind: *almost warningly* Mira ...

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: I'll be nice. I promise.

[personal profile] onebehind: *reacehs up to scrub a hand over his scruff, vaguely frustrated*

[personal profile] the_death_card: *looks a touch guilty at that, since he was the first one to mention her anyway, the first time Miranda was there*

[personal profile] the_hermit: As much as I was trying to sow discord between the two lovebirds, then, she's fine.

[personal profile] onebehind: *Miranda looks ready to say something, but he cuts in, instead* Speaking of ... *what he said about her having big secrets ... was that true, or was he just screwing with them? because honestly, he's not sure and it still bothers him to a certain degree, sometimes. not that he doesn't trust Alma -- or won't, if she really is hiding something -- leap of faith and all, but he's kind of ... curious*

[personal profile] the_hermit: *frowns a little, thinking, and finally...* Yes and no. There was the newbie thing. There's the fact that she knew about the Eye, but I couldn't have told you that, then. *a beat* There's... something else, too, but we cut things a little short and I wasn't really paying as much attention as I could have been, either. *of course, he might have seen through Dylan if he had been, and that's a whole other kettle of fish*

[personal profile] onebehind: Huh. *man, that's going to drive him nuts*

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: She knew about the Eye?

[personal profile] onebehind: Yeah, her grandfather was one of us.

[personal profile] onebehind: *plus, well, she has mad research skills*

[personal profile] the_hermit: *gestures - yeah, that* It's nothing... well, obviously it didn't mess with your plan and it hasn't bitten any of us in the ass yet, so whatever it is, she'll tell you eventually.

[personal profile] onebehind: *he flashes Merritt a crooked, wry smile* Yeah, but it's gonna drive me nuts until then. *again, not that it particularly worries him --- it's more just the principle of the thing. he's a smart guy. a smart guy who's made a habit of being able to see through people. not being able to see this is ... like a seeing a magic trick he can figure out, and it's kind of amusing and bewildering and ... yeah*

[personal profile] the_highpriestess: Welcome to our world.

[personal profile] the_hermit: Exactly. *grins*

[personal profile] onebehind: *huffs out a sigh of a laugh* Screw you both.

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: *innocently and after a moment* Can I watch?

[personal profile] onebehind: * ... his life. this is his life. just shakes his head*

[personal profile] the_hermit: *oh, she beat him to it, and he just laughs*

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: *flashes Merritt a grin*

[personal profile] onebehind: *mutters* Assholes.

[personal profile] the_hermit: Yeah, but you're still here. *still with the grin*

[personal profile] onebehind: At the rate you guys are going, I might follow Daniel's example just to escape this shit.

[personal profile] the_death_card: What, falling asleep mid-conversation?

[personal profile] onebehind: More like getting while the getting's good. *he's obviously teasing, though, as is evidenced by the grin he's wearing. and the fact that he's not moving*

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: Oh, honey. I think it's a little late for that.

[personal profile] the_hermit: *makes a little "y'think?" face*

[personal profile] onebehind: Guy can dream. *shrugs*

[personal profile] the_hermit: I'd call bullshit, but you probably still get a reflexive headache from that word. *grins*

[personal profile] onebehind: *makes a show of cringing*

[personal profile] the_hermit: *chuckles* Thought so.

[personal profile] onebehind: *grins. and after a moment* You know, I was kinda half expecting someone to stand up there and start playing air violin just to screw with me. *a beat* Or you.

[personal profile] the_highpriestess: I thought about it. Not gonna lie.

[personal profile] the_death_card: *raises a hand* Ditto.

[personal profile] the_highpriestess: *laughs and leans over to offer Jack a high five*

[personal profile] the_death_card: *grins; high-fives her*

[personal profile] the_highpriestess: *hums, pleased, and rocks back on the arm of the chair she's been perched on. a pause follows, a moment of apparent thought, and then she slides down into the chair properly, since Danny's not in it anymore*

[personal profile] the_hermit: *morosely, though he's not at all serious about it* A lost opportunity, clearly.

[personal profile] the_highpriestess: I'd say next time, but then you'd be expecting it.

[personal profile] the_death_card: And you missed the chance to say "Gadget", there.

[personal profile] the_highpriestess: *amused* I figured you'd be expecting that, too, considering.

[personal profile] the_death_card: Point.

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: *turns to Dylan, and considering she said the same thing right after Jack namedropped on him ... * Speaking of, Jake ... *she doesn't finish that sentance, she just looks at him meaningfully. she figures he can pick up what she's not saying ... and assuming Merritt does, too, it's about her mother being alive still*

[personal profile] onebehind: *looks a little stunned for a moment and then nods* Yeah, I ... yeah.

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: You should stop by sometime.

[personal profile] the_hermit: *raises an eyebrow at them but doesn't say anything*

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: *puts a hand on his arm and squeezes lightly before withdrawing* So ... !

[personal profile] the_death_card: Are we back to the buttons?

[personal profile] the_highpriestess: Looks that way.

[personal profile] the_highpriestess: And speaking of that, your suits should be done in about a week. Yours, too, Jack. *because she's the one making them. how else would she have been able to get Etienne's measurements just by looking at him unless she knew how to sew?*

[personal profile] the_highpriestess: *and yeah, she knows that, technically, she could have carted all of them off to a tailor, but ... then Jack wouldn't have something to wear for all the shows after they bring him back from the dead*

[personal profile] the_hermit: *gives her a thumbs up*

[personal profile] the_death_card: Cool, thanks.

[personal profile] the_highpriestess: *she shrugs* I figured it was easier than trying to herd the three of you off to see an actual professional.

[personal profile] the_hermit: *scoffs* Pft, actual professionals.

[personal profile] the_highpriestess: *just offers him a smile. she's going to take that as a compliment and enjoy it*

[personal profile] the_hermit: *he was either complimenting her or implying that none of them are professionals, he's not actually sure. so that's probably for the best*

[personal profile] the_highpriestess: *probably*

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: You are aware that there are at least four of them in this room, right? *herself, Henley, Merritt, and Jack. sorry, Jake, but you don't count*

[personal profile] the_hermit: Oh, you know they just put that on the program so no one tries anything at home.

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: *laughs* I must have forgot there for a second.

[personal profile] the_hermit: *grins* I'll let it go this time.

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: I appreciate it.

[personal profile] onebehind: * ... feels the need to roll his eyes at them on general principle. does so, that in mind*

[personal profile] the_hermit: *just grins back at him. might be half-serious with the flirting, as always, but it's also fun to watch Dylan's reactions*

[personal profile] onebehind: If you're planning on keeping that up, I'm gonna need another drink. *not really, but*

[personal profile] the_death_card: I might need one if they keep that up. *also teasing*

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: Lucky for you boys I'm about ready to get out of the pool. *much as she doesn't want to, she needs to leave soon. she's meeting someone back in Vegas for a late dinner to discuss Eye business. it's pretty much what she's been doing since she retired*

[personal profile] onebehind: *mutters* Scratch that, I'm gonna need bleach. *mostly because his brain made getting out of the pool into a sexual thing*

[personal profile] the_hermit: *and in the continued interest of helping and "helping"* Brain bleach is among the services I offer, but something tells me continued exposure would just ruin the whole thing.

[personal profile] onebehind: Not if you do it after she leaves every time. *though, in all honesty, he's pretty sure Merritt couldn't hypnotize him. his walls are too strong, when he's really putting forth the effort, and that's assuming he didn't shut him down before he ever started in the first place*

[personal profile] the_hermit: *wanna bet?* Yeah, but that'd get tedious quick.

[personal profile] onebehind: *come at him, bro* For you, maybe.

[personal profile] the_hermit: *don't tempt him, Frodo*

[personal profile] the_death_card: So would the flirting.

[personal profile] onebehind: *arches his eyebrows at him, his expression steeling for a moment. he's been working on keeping people from being privy to his thoughts probably just as long as Merritt's been practicing mentalism, if not longer. not that he doesn't think Merritt isn't good at what he does, but ... it'd take someone a lot older and a lot more practiced than he is, either magically or mundanely, to take him apart*

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: *glances over at Dylan* So is the silent pissing contest.

[personal profile] the_hermit: *tilts his head a little, acknowledging again. he doesn't expect it to ever come up, but he guesses they'll see, if it does*

[personal profile] the_death_card: That too.

[personal profile] onebehind: *genuinely and to both Merritt and Miranda* Sorry.

[personal profile] the_hermit: No worries.

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: *shrugs* I was more worried about what you'd do if he made you think you were a ten-year-old girl than anything else.

[personal profile] onebehind: *breathes out a sigh of a laugh and just shakes his head*

[personal profile] the_hermit: I don't know if he could work a hairbow.

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: ... this is probably the part where I tell you --

[personal profile] onebehind: Mira, don't you dare.

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: -- that I braided his hair once, while he was asleep, and he didn't notice for an hour or so. *to Dylan* It's a miracle your father didn't piss himself laughing. *so, obviously, this was when they were little*

[personal profile] onebehind: *looks appropriately mortified*

[personal profile] the_death_card: *and again, cracks up*

[personal profile] the_hermit: *laughs* Now that, I'd've paid to see.

[personal profile] onebehind: *touches his fingers to his forehead, embarrassed* Go home, Miranda.

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: I'm getting there. *sticks her tongue out at him* And blame them. They asked for an embarrasing story earlier.

[personal profile] the_death_card: *to Dylan* You can always pay her back. *and give them an embarrassing story about her*

[personal profile] onebehind: Let me get back to you on that. *but there will be an embarrassing story at some point*

[personal profile] the_death_card: *his turn to give a thumbs up*

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: The sad thing is, whatever he comes up with probably won't embarrass me. *has no shame*

[personal profile] onebehind: She says that now.

[personal profile] the_highpriestess: It might be true, you know.

[personal profile] onebehind: *sounding fairly sure of himself* I'll think of something.

[personal profile] the_hermit: Never underestimate the ability of old friends to embarrass you.

[personal profile] onebehind: *points at Merritt* What he said.

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: Mm, well ... we'll see. *a beat* And that said, I really should get going.

[personal profile] the_hermit: Way to break up the party. *though he's teasing, especially since technically Daniel left first*

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: Feel free to carry on without me. Take pictures. *a pause, half for effect and half so she can get up, and then impishly* Especially if you get into that whole screwing Jake thing that was mentioned earlier.

[personal profile] the_death_card: *claps a hand over his eyes* Merritt, I think I just changed my mind.

[personal profile] onebehind: *has pretty much resorted to putting his face in his hands at this point*

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: *laughs, hard, and then nudges Dylan with a foot* Come walk me to the door. *not that it's particularly that far, but she wants to hug him again before she goes*

[personal profile] onebehind: *lets out a long-suffering sigh -- one that just might be real and in response to all the sexual innuendo floating around -- and gets up*

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: *to Henley and Merritt* It was nice meeting you.

[personal profile] the_highpriestess: Nice meeting you, too. *and she means that. again with there not being very many women in the business who aren't there to wear sparkly costumes and make a man look good*

[personal profile] the_hermit: *laughs at Jack, and then, to Miranda* Nice to meet you, too. And thanks for the entertainment. *scaring the crap out of Daniel and embarrassing Dylan*

[personal profile] the_death_card: *drops his hand again and...* I'd say it was good to see you again, but I'm not sure about that at the moment. *grins, though*

[personal profile] queen_ofwands: *to Merritt* Anytime. Thanks for presumably playing along. *a pause and then to Jack* Let me know when you make up your mind. *turns towards the door and finally, to Dylan* Come on, Jacob.

[personal profile] onebehind: *follows her over, does, indeed, hug her, and then, once she's gone, moves back over to his seat to sit back down. and to the room in general* Have I mentioned the part where I'm sorry for her? *as per usual, though, he doesn't really mean it*

[personal profile] the_hermit: *tips the hat he's not wearing to her, settling back again as they move off - and then chuckles* What I said about old friends works both ways, unfortunately.

[personal profile] onebehind: *laughs a little* Yeah, I definitely got that impression tonight.

[personal profile] the_highpriestess: She's fun, though.

[personal profile] the_death_card: *nods* Definitely.

[personal profile] onebehind: She's ... *good people, and despite how much of a ten-year-old she is most of the time, he's undoubtedly fond* ... family.

[personal profile] the_hermit: It's good she's around. *even if he's really not going to argue with Jack calling them family earlier, Dylan needs more people he doesn't have to act around*

[personal profile] onebehind: *his expression hardens faintly, reflexively, a wall sliding into place to keep anyone from seeing the ghost of old hurt on his face, and he nods* Yeah, it is.

[personal profile] the_hermit: *doesn't see that, but does see the wall slide into place and frowns a little, considering*

[personal profile] onebehind: *ask him later, when they both have drinks. several drinks*

[personal profile] the_hermit: *he can do that*

[personal profile] onebehind: *okay, then. reaches up to rub at his eyes, briefly, and then makes a small, amused noise* She wishes video of my reaction to the sketchbook; I wish I had video of her scaring the shit out of you -- *Jack* -- and Daniel.

[personal profile] the_death_card: *grins, self-deprecatingly* We're all lucky I didn't fall off the balcony. *not that he was really in danger, but she definitely startled him*

[personal profile] the_hermit: Much as I'm surprised there wasn't a puddle in the floor, Daniel held his ground. *and he actually sounds impressed*

[personal profile] the_highpriestess: He thought he was protecting us. *think about that for a moment, gentlemen, because she is*

[personal profile] the_hermit: *oh, he is, too, don't worry. he still thinks Daniel can be a dick with a stick up his ass, but it's not like he himself can't, too, sometimes, though he drifts toward the "never taking anything seriously" side of that specific mechanism. and it's not like Merritt didn't already know how Daniel felt, all things considered, between no one leaving and all the extra evidence that they all are one big happy family, but it's still touching - again, in a way he'll never actually admit to - to know what Daniel was ready to do* Yep.

[personal profile] onebehind: *he makes a small, affirmative noise and just smiles fondly. not that he doubted that they were all close, getting closer, family, but ... it's good to see the evidence of it*

[personal profile] the_highpriestess: *after a moment and as if she feels she needs to say it* Danny's ... under all the bullshit, he's not a bad guy.

[personal profile] the_hermit: A year ago, you could've fooled me. *what was that about having personal experience being a dick? he makes himself go on, a moment later* But yeah, he's a good kid. All three of you are. *another pause, and then, because he feels obligated....* And if you want more than that tonight, I'll have to hit the bar, first.

[personal profile] the_death_card: *snorts, not at all surprised, though also definitely seeing right through that, considering the warmth of the accompanying grin*

[personal profile] the_highpriestess: I'm pretty sure you know how I feel, considering the elevator, but ... *considering the fact that neither Jack nor Dylan were there* ... I'm glad we're here. I'm glad we have each other.

[personal profile] onebehind: *after a moment and as if this is getting too sentimental for him, too, he gestures to the minibar* There's still some minis.

[personal profile] the_death_card: *in response to Henley...* Me, too.

[personal profile] the_hermit: *leans back to look toward it, apparently considering, and then....* Eh, too much trouble.

[personal profile] the_highpriestess: *just smiles warmly at Jack*

[personal profile] onebehind: *shrugs* I tried.

[personal profile] the_hermit: Good effort. *grins a little*

[personal profile] onebehind: Thanks. *grins back and then stretches a little, idly. he's a little sore and a little more tired, and God, does he want to pull a Daniel and doze off here at some point, but ... he has to leave. maybe not right this second, but*

[personal profile] the_death_card: You have work tomorrow? *which is as close as he'll ever get to asking if Dylan can stay, because he knows to actually word it that way would be rubbing salt in the wound*

[personal profile] onebehind: *cringes ever so slightly, even so* Yeah.

[personal profile] the_hermit: Pft, work. There's a reason I became an entertainer. *joking. sort of.*

[personal profile] onebehind: *he wishes he could have been. or at very least gone into the business as an ingenieur* Yeah, well, not everyone's as pretty as you. *since, you know, famous people are supposedly all beautiful and crap*

[personal profile] the_hermit: I know. It's a tragedy. *a beat* Or a gift, I'm not sure which.

[personal profile] onebehind: Either way. *shrugs*

[personal profile] the_hermit: *mirrors the shrug* Yep.

[personal profile] onebehind: *is ... working on a means of being able to stay here sometimes, if not full time, but ... he's not sure if it's going to pan out. and he'd have to talk to Miranda again, first. maybe Daniel, too, once he's had more practice with illusions. either way, he doesn't say that for fear of getting anyone's hopes up. he just rubs briefly at his eyes and then stretches out in his chair a little more*

[personal profile] the_hermit: So how goes work? *and he says that like it's the other kind of four letter word*

[personal profile] onebehind: Right now? It's more of a clusterfuck than you guys would have been if that'd been for real. *or, well, if he hadn't been the one behind it and knew how that was going to end, for the most part. it was real, for them, for the stakes they were playing for, just ... yeah, you get the picture. anyway, he glances at Jack. mostly because he's working the same case that he brought home the first night he came to visit, so he knows what he's talking about* And honestly ... I don't think we're gonna get this guy. *he hates to say that. he genuinely wants to nail this guy to a wall just as much as he pretended to want the Horsemen's heads, but ... *

[personal profile] the_death_card: *catches that glance and makes a face* That sucks.

[personal profile] the_hermit: *looks between them, curiously, and...* Is there a Cliffnotes for this?

[personal profile] onebehind: I wish. *though, he could probably write something out for Merritt to look at, if he wanted. hell, that might help in general, because right now, it's just a bunch of files and reports and evidence records and thoughts in his head, and it's ... like a ball of string someone left in a drawer for years. it's knotted and messy and frustrating. and even as smart as he is, as smart as he really is beyond Agent Rhodes, it makes his head spin*

[personal profile] the_hermit: You've got *makes a show of counting* eight other eyes who haven't been staring at it for a month *or however long* if you did straighten it out.

[personal profile] onebehind: *it probably has been almost a month. Jesus. he shakes his head a little, then leans forward, shoulders tightening as he rests his elbows on his knees, one foot in character without realizing it* I'll get you a short version. We can talk about it the next time I'm around.

[personal profile] the_hermit: It's a date. *a beat* It'll give Daniel something to pick at besides the show.

[personal profile] onebehind: *snorts* You realize that's not gonna stop him entirely, right?

[personal profile] the_hermit: Pope, Catholic. *makes an "and so on" hand gesture*

[personal profile] onebehind: Just checking.

[personal profile] the_hermit: He put tickets back for you again, by the way, if someone hasn't already mentioned that. Or, well, for Agent Rhodes, if he wants to try and badge his way into the theater again.

[personal profile] onebehind: *and that gets a breath of a laugh out of him* We'll see how it ends up happening -- *though, he's pretty sure he'll be able to talk Evans into it, when that conversation happens* -- but I'll definitely be there. *he wouldn't miss it for the world*

[personal profile] the_hermit: We kinda figured. *grins*

[personal profile] onebehind: I'd ask if I was that obvious, but ... *again with the kids and first baseball game analogy he made in his head ages ago and during another conversation*

[personal profile] the_hermit: *shoots him a kind of "think about who you're talking to" look, and, more casually* Daniel might actually cry if you didn't.

[personal profile] onebehind: *yeah, which is why he didn't* Too bad you're gonna have to miss that.

[personal profile] the_hermit: Him and this one *jerks a thumb at Jack, who blinks at him* are like puppies when they get upset. *you end up feeling worse for making them upset. not that he doesn't also live on pulling Daniel's chain, but there's a line between wet, offended cat and kicked puppy*

[personal profile] the_highpriestess: I'd say he was wrong, but ...

[personal profile] the_highpriestess: *a beat* Sorry, Jack.

[personal profile] the_death_card: *starts to respond and then just looks confused* I'm actually not sure if I should be offended or not.

[personal profile] onebehind: *laughs a little* Well, like I said, I'll be there, so ... *he can avoid looking like a kicked puppy*

[personal profile] the_hermit: Glad to hear it. *and as dryly as that comes across, and as much as it's meant to be a reference about not kicking puppies, he really is*

[personal profile] onebehind: *he gets that, despite his best efforts, and offers him a warm smile in return, stretching out in his chair again*

[personal profile] the_hermit: *just shakes his head faintly, looking amused, and stretches out a little himself*

[personal profile] the_highpriestess: *after a moment, decisively* Buttons. *since they seem to have hit that point again. not that she's complaining. the pause is comfortable, not awkward, after all*

[personal profile] the_death_card: *chuckles* Yeah.

[personal profile] the_highpriestess: Not that that's a bad thing. *since not everyone's Merritt or Dylan*

[personal profile] the_death_card: *he gets it anyway* Yeah, no, it's not. It's kinda nice to... *to just chill, with most of the group here, especially considering how busy Dylan usually is and how busy they're about to get, once the shows are actually going*

[personal profile] onebehind: Just hang out, yeah. *it's more than kind of nice. he treasures these moments that he's able to steal with the Horsemen*

[personal profile] the_death_card: *and nods, smiling* Yeah.

[personal profile] onebehind: *is silent for a long moment and then* I ... might be able to get away with staying the night. Not that this is gonna become a thing -- *not yet, but again, he's working on that* -- but if anyone asks, I could tell them I went home with a girl or something after spending the night in a bar. *he'd be lying if he said that hasn't happened. he's done a lot of one-night stands, since he's never really felt comfortable being with someone long term, all things considered. and he's done a lot of those while drunk or at least with a few drinks in him*
[personal profile] onebehind: *not that he's particularly proud of that. it's just a fact*

[personal profile] the_hermit: Well, you went home, and there's a girl. *nods to Henley. he's not judging, because he doesn't have a lot of room to judge*

[personal profile] the_death_card: *snorts. he might be a little, but why he would be doesn't actually have anything to do with Dylan, and he's feeling too fluffy right now to think about it more than vaguely anyway - and he's not gonna tell him not to stay, though...* We're all just gonna end up falling asleep. *if he needs to save that excuse for when there's actually something going on*

[personal profile] onebehind: Yeah, true. *it might be a good idea to save the excuse, but at the same time, he doesn't want to go. makes a face*

[personal profile] the_highpriestess: Save it for after one of the shows when we're all too pumped up to sleep, anyway.

[personal profile] the_hermit: Not that we're in a hurry to run you off. *knows Dylan probably got that much, but just in case*

[personal profile] onebehind: *he nods* Yeah, I get it. *it's probably a good idea, anyway. better to save his excuse for a time when they're all here, awake and alert, or for when they need him or something*

[personal profile] the_hermit: *does the acknowledging head tilt again. just making sure*

[personal profile] the_death_card: *yawns, abruptly* Ugh. Speaking of.

[personal profile] onebehind: *nods once, faintly, himself -- he appreciates that -- and then glances to Jack* Speaking of, I should probably let you guys crash. *and, really, he should head back to his apartment and sleep, himself*

[personal profile] the_death_card: *makes a face - did they mention the puppy thing? though it's more a five-year-old thing at this point, considering the not wanting to go to bed*

[personal profile] the_hermit: Or we'll all fall asleep on the couches. Which is a lot more fun when you do it on purpose.

[personal profile] onebehind: *teasing* If you're his age, sure. *gestures to Jack* Of course, that might've been the fight talking, too. *since the last time he fell asleep on the couch was after their spar. but at any rate, that said, he breathes out a little sigh and starts to get to his feet*

[personal profile] the_hermit: True. But you can mitigate the damage if you do it on purpose. *grins, though it fades when Dylan gets up*

[personal profile] onebehind: Can't argue that one. *he grins back, though it doesn't quite reach his eyes. has he mentioned he doesn't want to go? another soft sigh follows and then he moves the kitchen to gather his stuff like he's marching off to a death by firing squad. and once he's got everything picked up ... * I'll see you guys in a couple of days.

[personal profile] the_death_card: *considers getting up, to proverbially walk him out, but just turns a little to watch him instead, and....* Goodnight, Jacob.

[personal profile] onebehind: *wouldn't have said no, if he had, but doesn't fault him for not getting up, either. rather than articulate that, however, he just flashes him a smile* Night, Jack. *a beat* Night, guys.

[personal profile] the_highpriestess: *smiles a little, too* Night, Jacob.

[personal profile] the_hermit: *smiles, too. again with them making him sentimental against his will* See you later.

[personal profile] onebehind: *takes one last, long look at each of them and then turns to head out*

[personal profile] the_death_card: *sits back, once he's gone, and scrubs both hands over his face. is tired, and has he mentioned there has to be a way for this not to be an issue?*

[personal profile] the_hermit: *and not that he doesn't get that second part, but....* Go to bed, Jack.

[personal profile] the_death_card: *drops his hands back to his lap* I will. *at some point*

[personal profile] the_highpriestess: *she gets that, too -- the wishing there was a way for this not to be an issue -- but, like Merritt, she also gets that Jack looks tired* You look exhausted. And I don't think either of us are going to stay up much longer, either, so ... *or, well, she knows she's not, at least. she's going to check on Danny and then go sleep*

[personal profile] the_hermit: *neither is he*

[personal profile] the_death_card: *sighs and then pushes himself up* Yeah, okay.

[personal profile] the_highpriestess: *gets up, too, touches a hand to his shoulder briefly, and then moves for the stairs* Night, all.

[personal profile] the_hermit: *waves a hand at them* I'll be right behind you kids.

[personal profile] the_death_card: *follows her toward the stairs* Night.

[personal profile] the_highpriestess: *and that said and done, she slips into Daniel's room ... and doesn't come out again*

[personal profile] the_death_card: *notices this and shakes his head, amused but really not at all surprised as he heads for his room, nudging his door mostly closed behind him*

[personal profile] the_hermit: *takes a moment to cast around the living room to see if there's anything that needs put up before he pushes himself up, too, wandering over to the door to make sure it's locked before he heads for the stairs and his own room*

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